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Monday, July 29, 2013

Vot is ziss VDA?

Ze Amerikan and ze Zirmans use bloks of vut to measure
boot space. But ze American vut is bigger, ja?
What is the difference between a boot that is measured in litres and one measured in VDA?
Nothing.
For VDA stands for "Verband der Automobilindustrie" - German for "automobile industry association".

The "verband", or association comprises all the German car makers, from Alpina to the City E1 to the lesser known Yes. In th
Ze Alpine GB Roadster.
eir honour, the rest of ziss blok vill be in zirman, ja?

Ze zirman engineers use vee dee ey bloks to exactly count the litres. Ze measurink is done using bloks of vut.
The vut blok is 200 millimetres high by 50 millimetres wide by 100 long millimetres, vich equals 1000 cubic mm, which equals to 1 litre.
Vot vi do is to feel ze boot viz as many of zis vut blok as ve can squeeze in.
If like ze Zitro dee ess 3 ze boot takes 285 vut bloks, ze boot is said to take 285 litres. But von cannot trust the French. Ve suspect they use skinny bloks of vut filled from vines, to make the wood pliable, ja?
But ve dont use ze wazzer, no.
Dat vould wet ze car pit dumkopf!
Vot is ze City e? It is not ze prettiest Zirman car, but it is electric. Ziss is it: