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Monday, December 30, 2013

Flawed in all the right places

The only derriere that will fit
snugly in the new Astra seat will be like
J Lo’s. PHOTO: nymag.com
OPEL released the new Astra sedan with two engine options back in September, the most frugal being the five-speed 1,6 and the most fun being the six-speed 1,4 Turbo.
The 1 595 cc makes 85 kW and 155 Nm, while the blown 1 364 cc makes 103 kW and 200 Nm.
We drove the 1,4T along the N3 to where the GP plates come from and found the sedan to be like J Lo — flawed in the all the right places.
Consumption
Opel claims 5,9 l/100 km for the 1,4T in combined driving, but even after firmly keeping the rev needle near the 2 000 mark over a distance of 1 200 km, I only managed 6,0 l/100 km (16,6 km per litre) on the open road and while dodging the toll roads this dropped to 15,8 km per litre. Still, these are consumption figures I would not mind on a motorbike.
Driven to be as fuel efficient as possible, the new Astra is as memorable as a wet ball of yarn, but allow the turbo to kick in and the little German turns into a ball of fire. With all 16 valves screaming and caution thrown to the winds, you will understand why Opel has been the mechanic’s car of choice all these years. Until you get to the fuel pumps, that is, and realise again why it is mostly worth slowing down a bit too.
In terms of price, Opel is pitching its willing little 1,4
manually-geared Astra  against 1,6 automatics in South Africa.
Cabin
Making a car seat is a tricky business. Make it wide enough to fit all butts and some hacks will moan the seat does not provide enough lateral support.
Give the seats body hugging contours and this scribe will be the first to complain the seat is meant only for svelte young bodies.
So seat designers just shrug and build a seat that will fit the butt they fancy best at that time — and in the case of the new Astra sedan, this seems to have been the lovely rounded derriere of Jennifer Lopez.
The squab in the front requires long thighs in even longer boots, the kidney support is too firm for any but the tiniest middle and the deep recess of the seat itself requires two ample cheeks that resemble in shape a luscious pear.
Being more the saggy banana shape, I kept adjusting the seating and steering in an effort to match my average legs and butt to the see the dials under the steering wheel and the nose of the car over it, but the only comfortable position had me laid back like a gangsta driver, steering from behind the B-pillar.
Compatibility
Then there is the CD400 Plus system with radio, USB and — apparently — Bluetooth.
Whereas the stripped-down system in the Opel Corsa Enjoy provided the quickest car to phone pairing we experienced this year, the CD400 system in the Astra sedan refused to even acknowledge the same phone. Go figure. The USB at least worked seamlessly, sparing one the same songs repeated on pop stations from the East Coast to the Jacaranda city.
Suspension
Unlike other cars in this price range that sport a cheap rear suspension in the form of a torsion bar, Opel has a Watt’s Link.
This adds two struts to the bar that are pivoted in the middle of the car, with the ends bolted to the lower wheel carriers, all to exploit Newton’s third law.
Or as Opel states: “The result is that any lateral impact on one side is immediately compensated by an equal amount of force on the other side, increasing stability.”
All we can add, it’s smooth on the straights and a bit of all right around the bends, wot, wot!?
Safety
Apart from a rigid safety cell and crumple zones, the front seatbelts have pretensioners. These are little explosive devices that do a very good job. The Astra also comes with seven airbags, which are big explosive devices that don't, being basically a Yank’s solution for a problem that did not exist.
For those who like expensive explosive devices lurking near their faces, there are seven of them, including side and curtain airbags that will create a momentary cushion when the occasion demands.
Cost
The new Astra sedan 1,4 Essentia costs R250 900.
That may sound like a lot for a 1,4 drivetrain, but compared to the other cars in this price range and you’ll see Opel has pitched their willing little fire breather into the 1,6 automatic league, where even the bigger 1,6 engines cannot match its power output, while its real world economy figures will rival the consumption from any of the auto boxes.
A few price competitors
R237 500 Honda Civic sedan 1,6 Comfort auto (92 kW/151 Nm)
R244 000 Ford EcoSport 1,5 Titanium auto (82 kW/138 Nm)
R239 995 Kia Cerato sedan, 1,6 auto (95 kW/156 Nm)
R247 100 Mazda3 sedan 1,6 Dynamic (77 kW/145 Nm)
R250 000 Audi Sportpack 1,4 TS (77 kW/250 Nm)
R250 900 Opel Astra 1,4T Essentia (103 kW/200 Nm)

R253 600 Nissan Sentra 1,6 Acenta auto (85 kW/154 Nm)